mugglebornheadcanon:

827. Muggleborns shocked because several purebloods don’t know what they think of as basic things, like what a dinosaur is or that muggles have been to the moon.

justxjanelliex3:

xomoriarty:

ok, so today at the daycare that i volunteer at it was ‘princess and superhero’ day and this little boy walked in in this sparkling blue dress and my favorite thing is that none of the kids reacted at all, they just told him he looked pretty and went on with they’re day and that is why children are better than adults

this made my day

cknd:

Dogs probably think I am magical because rooms light up when I enter them.

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

mlracles:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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☆ halloween-themed questions ☆
1: What is your favourite thing about halloween?
2: Do you believe in ghosts?
3: Have you ever seen a ghost?
4: When was the last time you went trick or treating?
5: Have you ever carved a pumpkin?
6: What is the last thing you dressed up as for halloween?
7: Do you like horror movies? If yes, what is your favourite?
8: Post your favourite halloween gif!
9: What's your favourite halloween-themed movie?
10: What is your favourite halloween song?
11: What do you think witches, monsters and ghosts think about halloween?
12: Draw a little creature in the spirit of halloween!
13: What sort of halloween creature would you rather be?
14: Post a pic of a halloween themed clothing article that you really like!
15: Do you have any plans for this halloween?
16: What's your favourite scary story/book?
17: What's your favourite type of candy?
18: When is the last time you were really scared?
19: Do you think animals have ghosts?
20: What is the first thing you dressed up as for halloween?
21: How excited are you for halloween?
22: Draw yourself as a ghost, monster or witch!
23: If you were a witch, what animal would you like to have as a familiar?
24: Do you believe in magic?
25: Who is your favourite fictional witch?
whats the square root of 64.5?
Anonymous

theparadoxspace:

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when doggy hella cute: (◕‿◕✿)
when owner hella cute as well: (⊙‿⊙✿)

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

proudly-pro-choice:

It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them.

-Allie